.. although it isn’t good to laugh about someone who has recently died... - but really... You have to read the story below... Bet you at least smile. The world will be better without this guy anyway.This 55-year-old Alabama Trumper died of ‘a medical emergency’ while attacking the Capitol on Wednesday Jan. 6th. What happened? He tasered himself in the balls. The taser he stuffed into his pants accidentally discharged into his groin while he was trying to steal a portrait of Tipper Gore, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. Heck of an obituary. 2 weeks ago, he was acting tough on social media ... my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.OK. I would like to order a pizza.Do you want your usual, sir?My usual – you know me?According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you. Winkler had,always wearing gloves and carefully avoiding spills. But I was alsothinking about my continuing lack of decision and that silly oddball gameof what would happen if you mixed the dosages... By this point I hadshamefully realized that Ms. Winkler truly did trust me and wasn't goingto be checking in on me and very quickly I had stopped wearing thegloves. I had begun placing a cup of my own in the machine's troughcatching a cocktail of overspills.By the end of the two unsupervised days my rough calculations were that Ihad drank one and a half full dosages of Cheerleadest overflow and abouta half dosage of a truly random cocktail of the oddball choices. Irealized that it would look strange if I never printed my own dosage so Iprinted one for me with the Footballest that everyone kept telling me wasthe "safe choice" for my gender, filled that, locked the lid and wavedgoodbye to it, knowing I would see it the next day.----For most kids EP Day is a bit of an anti-climax after.
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